Sultry Puff

I swear to God, ever since this damn soulmate thing my sexual desires when it comes to one Neville Longbottom have gotten worse. As if dreaming about him nearly every night wasn't bad enough, now I'm wanking like a damn teenager most of the time. If he doesn't snog me or ask me to be his girlfriend soon I may sexually attack him and it will be all his fault.

And is it possible to suddenly love someone more?

I want to sort out all of these feelings already. We're having dinner tomorrow and hopefully we figure something out. It's about bloody time, no matter how it goes.

[Enchanted to Friends]

Calling me a whore? That was the best they could do? Honestly? They need some new material.

[Enchanted to Neville]

Are you still coming over for dinner?

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[Publicly Enchanted]

I'd like to apologize to everyone for my behavior this weekend at the pub. I have no idea what came over me.

Speaking of...

What in the fuck is going on with everyone? Seriously!

[Enchanted to Susan]

WTF IS GOING ON!?

I made out with Seamus!

Neville is never going to touch me now!

You help me figure this shit out!

OOC: This is actually meant to be posted on Sunday, because come the next morning, Hannah and her stubborness are going to fight the potion, but she would not stop yelling at me to write this, so here I am.

Seamus is wonderful.

But, I keep thinking about Neville.

Why?

I'm going to find out if Seamus is as good of a kisser as he looks like.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

All I remember is minding my own business in the pub and then all of a sudden, it's a day later and Seamus Finnigan has his tongue down my throat! I probably shouldn't have hogtied him, but he kept trying to come at me. He looked like he was under a love potion or something and from what I remember, I was acting like it too.

Oh God, I need to rinse my mouth out with bleach.

Lavender is going to kill me.

[Enchanted to Be Public]

Did everyone survive the weekend without getting alcohol poisoning?

[Enchanted to Friends]

I think I need a date...anyone have any eligible bachelor folk that I haven't been set up with already?

I need to stop having intense sex dreams about shy Gryffindor boys. It is not healthy to my brain nor to my libido.

Speaking of, I really do need to get some. Sure, I haven't found anyone who is boyfriend material, but a woman has needs and blokes are always willing.

But they aren't Nev

I'm pathetic.

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